The House Function
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You can really taste the indentation.— A Real Human, Verified
I asked for a function and they wrote it in front of me. Took ages. Wonderful.— Another Real Human, Also Verified
The variable names had this earthy, almost grassy finish.— A Third Human, Provenance Pending
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